Hey, don’t piss in the street !

Choose a spot on a map and you are there, immersed in a panoramic view you can move and zoom. Since 2007, Google Maps with Street View has transformed our ideas about going places, from faraway lands to a restaurant across town.

Privacy advocates have objected to the Google Street View feature, pointing to photographs that show people leaving strip clubs, protesters at an abortion clinic, sunbathers in bikinis, cottagers at public parks, people picking up prostitutes and people engaging in activities visible from public property in which they do not wish to be photographed. This is a legitimate privacy concern. Making fun of a serious issue, how many times have you been told not to pee in the street ? Here is why…

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Consider this post just a taste of what you can see on Street View. More pictures showing other embarrassing situations will come soon…  #ROTFL

28 different kinds of gags

fetish scene with ball gagA gag is an interesting accessory that can be used in some BDSM sessions. We all know the “ordinary” ball gag, shown above, a must have for those who play this game seriously.  Although we may think the gag ball is the default bondage gag that is absolutely not true. First of all, there are ways of gagging, like a cleave gag, that do require to buy a specific tool, secondarily there are more gag type than you can actually imagine.

The type of gag that can be used depend on the tastes of the parties, to the type of roleplay scene, as well as what is on hand at the time and safety considerations. Some gags are designed to fill the mouth in some manner, while others are designed to provide access to the mouth by forcing the mouth open. Gags may be classified as over-the-mouth type, mouth stuffing type or mouth opening type.

Playing with gags is a risky activity. Before even thinking to try please make sure you completely understand the risks and the safety guidelines. If you’re looking for a guide, you can start from reading this one.

Here is a quite exhaustive list of gags, partially totally copypasted from Wikipedia:

kinds of gags 01 (ball)  kinds of gags 02 (wiffle)  kinds of gags 03 (bit)

Ball gag: a gag usually made of rubber or silicone in the shape of a sphere with a strap passing through its diameter. The most common diameter is 1¾ inches, but other sizes can be found. In use, the ball is strapped into the mouth behind the teeth, with the straps going around the head to secure it in place. If the ball is very large, it may be difficult to push it into place behind the teeth, or to remove it. A ball gag’s purpose is more of humiliation rather than silence; the wearer can still be heard, but it renders their speech completely unintelligible, distorts their facial features, and, should the wearer attempt to talk, excessive drooling will result.

Wiffle gag: is a simple ball gag that replaces the standard solid rubber ball with a light plastic ball similar to the one used for the game of floorball. It is generally safer because there is constant airflow.

Bit: a bit gag is styled like the bit used in a bridle for a horse, and much of its sexual appeal stems from fetishistic symbolism in human pony play. It consists of a bar that is held in place in the wearer’s mouth by straps or other device. Unlike the metal bit that is most common in horse bridles, the bar of a bit gag is usually a soft rubber cylinder. It is not very effective in preventing speech, unless combined with mouth stuffing, although it will make it somewhat more difficult for the wearer to produce coherent speech. Occasionally reins are attached. Because of the possibility of injury to the lips, the bit gag is not suitable for rough play.

kinds of gags 04 (butterfly)  kinds of gags 05 (clave)  kinds of gags 06 (detective otm)

Butterfly: a butterfly gag is a wing shaped gag, that is usually inflatable by means of a rubber bulb. The central part fits behind the teeth to fill up the mouth, while the wings go between the teeth and the lips. The gag inflates in the shape of a butterfly.[4] This kind of gag is very hard to keep in the wearer; use of an O-ring in front of the gag strapped to the back of the head will hold the butterfly gag in place.

Cleave: a more effective variant of the OTM gag is called the cleave gag. Instead of being tied over the person’s mouth, the scarf or cloth is pulled between his or her teeth. While such a gag of thin material is not very effective, a thick scarf can be used to hold his or her mouth open, and the tighter that gag is tied the better it works, although no matter how tightly it is tied, the gagged person can usually spit it out. It can be used effectively however. But even when it is applied properly, the gagged person can still nearly say the words they are trying to say, but it just comes out muffled. Occasionally a knot is tied in the centre of the gag so it works more like a ball gag.

Detective / over-the-mouth (OTM): the basic over-the-mouth gag. This type of gag is often described in fiction as preventing the subject from speaking, using soft materials like scarves and bandannas. In practice it does not silence the subject very effectively. The long scarf or bandanna is pulled over the subject’s mouth and tied at the back of his/her head. Images of OTM gags, usually applied on women, had been prevalent since the film serials of the early 1900s. For this reason, the OTM gag is associated with the typical damsel in distress. It is also sometimes called the “detective gag” because many of its first appearances were in crime serials.

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Bandit / over-the-nose (OTN): a bandit gag covers the mouth as well as the nose, and is commonly used in Japan and on many cartoons. Without stuffing it is not very effective. Also known as an over the nose and mouth gag. Its name is due because it looks similar to a bandit mask.

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Forniphilic gag: a forniphilic gag is a type of gag that has the primary purpose of objectifying and/or humiliating the wearer. The gag becomes a mounting point for a tool or other device which allows a slave to perform a task or service for their master or mistress. When employing the gag, the slave’s hands are usually bound behind them so they have no other option than to control the tool with the gag. In order to provide stability and to allow the slave to control the tool, a muzzle gag with a mouthpiece is commonly used as a base for attaching the tool. Types of tool or device can be: dildo or vibrator, ashtray, toilet brush, feather duster, boot or floor brush.

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Funnel: a funnel gag consists of a funnel with a tube leading from its spout into the mouth, usually with straps to hold the tube in. Such a gag is used to force the bound person to drink a fluid. It is very easy to choke during such forced drinking. Watersports fetishes may use this gag.

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Hand: a hand over the mouth can be used as a gag. When hand gagging someone, a person usually grabs the victim from behind since the victim cannot see this coming. Then, the person firmly places their unfolded hand over the victim’s closed mouth. Then they may pull the victim into their body for extra leverage and control. Handgags are common in thrillers and are often associated with damsel-in-distress phenomena.

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Harness: a model wears a head harness with ball gag, as well as a posture collar.
A harness gag encircles the head, and the straps are generally secured by buckles that fasten at the back. Head harnesses are most commonly used to provide points of attachments to secure various kinds of gags, such as ball gags, bit gags, muzzle gags and ring gags, although they also have other uses, such as providing attachment points for other forms of bondage, or may be used simply for their psychological effect. Head harnesses may also function as a gag by themselves, by restricting the ability to open the mouth, or have a mouth cover as an integral part. Head harnesses, like many other forms of bondage, also have the effect of creating a sense of objectification and erotic helplessness in the wearer, which can be erotic for the wearer, or for those observing them. Many head harnesses are designed with straps that pass in front of the wearer’s eyes, restricting their vision, and further increasing the sense of objectification and erotic subjection.

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Inflatable: an inflatable gag is usually a rubber balloon which is inflated by a hand valve. Most inflatable gags will not hold in the gagged person’s mouth well, so the gag is usually paired with a ring gag to keep it in place.

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Knotted: a knotted gag is a blend of the ball and cleave gags. The scarf either has a knot tied in the middle and placed in the gagged person’s mouth or is an over the mouth (OTM) gag placed backward with the knot tied inside the person’s mouth. The knotted gag is able to soak up the saliva that the ball gag does not and can be easily washed for reuse. Knots can be doubled or tripled to fit the size of the gagged person’s mouth.

Layered: this is a term for a series of gags over each other, for example an Over the Mouth (OTM) over a cleave gag. Another piece of cloth could be tied under the gagged person’s chin in conjunction with an OTM gag.

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Medical: Bondage pornography also depicts the use of medical gags such as the Whitehead gag and Jennings gag in BDSM contexts. Such gags allow unlimited access to the mouth. They stop coherent speech, but do little to silence a person.

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Mouth corset: a mouth corset is a type of neck corset that covers both the neck and the mouth. Incorporating a gag into a neck corset presents a few safety issues: should the wearer begin to choke, it is not easy to remove the gag quickly. For this reason, most mouth corsets use a simple muzzle gag that merely covers the mouth and does not force anything into the mouth, thus minimising the risk. Despite not forcing anything into the mouth, mouth corsets are usually very effective in gagging the victim due to the fact that the chin piece prevents the wearer from opening their mouth and dislodging the gag and the lacing at the back of the corset holds the gag tightly against the mouth making a very effective seal. Also, the cheeks are compressed.

Mouthguard: this gag has two mouthguards, similar to those worn by football and hockey players. One rests on the lower teeth of the wearer while the other is against the top. Again, like sports mouthguards, these mouthguards can be softened in boiling water to fit to the mouth of the wearer. The mouthguards are attached to a front faceplate, like most plug gags, and straps from the front to the back.

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Muzzle: a muzzle gag works in a similar way as an OTM gag, only that they are usually made of leather, are fastened around the head with buckles and straps, and cover the lower part of the face. They have different shapes and colors, depending on the manufacturer. It is so called because it resembles a muzzle used on animals, with a flexible pad which straps over the mouth, and sometimes also around the cheeks and chin. Muzzle gags have a strong psychological effect on some people, because of the association of being restrained in a way generally associated with animals. Restricting movement of the jaw and covering the cheeks can both increase the efficiency of a gag. It is difficult to draw the line between a muzzle gag and a head harness with attached gag.
Muzzle gags are probably one of the oldest gags and illustrations showing muzzle-like gag devices have been observed from early colonial times. A muzzle gag may also have an attached posture collar and may also be fitted with an integrated pecker gag.

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Panel gag: same as a muzzle gag except without a head harness.

Pecker gag: a pecker or penis gag is a gag that has a bulge resembling a phallus (an erect penis) or a nipple that is placed into the mouth to enable the wearer to suck on it in a manner similar to an adult pacifier. The use of a phallus shape is intended to give it an erotic connotation, but it may be a large knob similar to a ball gag or it may be inflatable. The pecker may be wide and flat and large enough almost to fill the mouth, intended to depress the tongue. To keep the gag in the mouth, it is usually paired with a ring, muzzle or panel gag attached to a strap that buckles behind the head.

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Ring: a ring gag is similar to a ball gag, except that the ball is replaced by a hollow ring. The ring reduces the risk of choking, and allows access to the mouth. Oral sex may be performed if the ring is big enough. A ring gag will cause the subject to drool uncontrollably, this often being the purpose of the gag.

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Rope: a rope gag consists of a length of rope wound multiple times through the mouth of the person being gagged – similar to a cleave gag. Soft rope, such as nylon, works well for the comfort of the person being gagged, but rougher rope, such as hemp, will scratch the lips quite a bit. Rope gags can be made into a part of a full-body tie as well, if the person tying the “victim” up uses the same length of rope for the gag as he does for the tie.

kinds of gags 61 (spider gag)  kinds of gags 64 (spider gag)  kinds of gags 63 (spider gag)

Spider Gag: a variation on the ring gag, the spider gag is also called a 2nd generation ring gag. The ring has hooks on the sides so as to keep the wearer from flipping the ring horizontally in their mouth. Unlike the ring gag which can be easily flipped, a spider gag is essentially functional and non-decorative. Generally these gags have interchangeable rings so as to accommodate both the wearers’ mouth and the size of any object that might be inserted through the ring.

kinds of gags 73 (mouth stuffed)  kinds of gags 68 (mouth stuffed)  kinds of gags 74 (mouth stuffed)

Stuff: a stuff gag is very similar to, and works in the same way as, the ball gag. The person’s mouth is stuffed with handkerchiefs, scarves, socks, hosiery, panties, day sheers, bandanas or any item rolled into a ball, acting as a stopper. To reduce the chances of choking, the stuff gag is never pushed all the way into the person’s mouth. Instead, a large part of it hangs out of the mouth, allowing the top to pull it out easily when he/she has to. Sometimes, to further ensure that the gag does not accidentally slip deeper into the person’s mouth, the top may use a larger gag. It is then secured with a cleave gag, cloth gag or tape gag. While it works in preventing speech, a person who has been stuff gagged can easily spit it out by pushing it with his/her tongue. However, it is for this reason that the stuff gag is one of the safest gags to use during self bondage, as the person with his/her hands tied can still spit the gag out if he/she feels any kind of discomfort. However, the risks of asphyxiation and choking are still present for someone who is not careful.
For the more extreme application, a stuff gag can be used in conjunction with a tape gag, effectively rendering the partner completely silent. This practice requires greater caution, since the risk for asphyxiation is high.

kinds of gags 79 (tape gag)  kinds of gags 83 (tape gag)  kinds of gags 76 (tape gag)

Tape: a tape gag involves the use of sticky tape over the mouth. The most commonly used types are duct tape, gaffer tape and PVC tape from two to three inches wide. Tape gags are the simplest gags to apply. If the wearer blows while the tape is on it makes it easier to remove, making it not the most effective gag. To better secure the tape, a long strip of tape can be wrapped around the lower part of the person’s head. A strip from ear to ear under the jaw restricts jaw movement, making the gag more effective. However, the tape can cause the skin on the lips to be ripped off and it can irritate the lips and cause fever blisters in those who have dormant fever blisters or cold sores. The tape can also rip hair off when wrapped around the head. The longer the tape is left on, the harder it will be to remove from the skin. Though many prefer ball gags and bit gags during bondage play, tape gags are often used when neither is available. The top may also use tape during a roleplay where a ball gag will be inappropriate; for example, a kidnapper and captive scene that does not immediately lead to sex. Tape is used by kidnappers since it is most effective at keeping hostages quiet. While tape gags can be combined with stuff gags for extra effectiveness, it is easy for one to choke on the stuffing inside of the mouth.

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Tube: a tube gag uses a tube instead of a ring. It allows easy breathing but not much mouth access. It is also possible to have a tube through the ball of a ball gag.

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Whitehead gag: a Whitehead gag, also called a mouth spreader gag or a dental open mouth gag, is a device to hold the mouth open. The device is similar to a Jennings gag, the main difference being the two ratchets in front of toll.

These above are the standard types. There are then more complicate gags that are combination of one or more kinds. With a little bit of fantasy you can even made your own…

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Brazzers You Tube Channel

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Did you know that Brazzers, the famous porn network, has had (update: banned for violation of TOS in Nov 2013) it own channel on You Tube ? You won’t find find porn videos there but you can find some other kind of interesting videos. Parodies, backstage videos, interviews with porn stars and other stuff like that.

The production company is located in North America. The Brazzers brand was launched in early 2005 by Ouissam Youssef, and Stephane Manos, friends at Concordia University, and Matt Keezer. While their website is managed from Montreal, Quebec, Canada, the majority of their scenes and photographs are shot in Las Vegas, Nevada; San Antonio, Texas; Los Angeles, California; and Miami, Florida. Brazzers.com is frequently ranked as one of the top 500 most-viewed websites on the internet. You can find the complete company history and the list of their awards on Wikipedia.

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Brazzers Gear is their online store, where you can purchase Brazzers branded products: t-shirts, caps and baseball caps, women’s booty shorts, men’s tank tops, key rings, iPhone cases and other similar stuff. The design is quite good. Worth a look if you don’t mind going around with the the name of a porn site printed on you. I do it. One day I’ll post here a couple of pictures of me. 

Finally, if you want to follow them on Twitter, their official account is: @Brazzers

For The Girls is 10 years old !

Sincere congratulation to Karen and Debbie. Their website For The Girls is officially ten years old !

It was way back in June 2003 when they decided to make their very own porn for women pay site. They started small but it didn’t take long for For The Girls to become one of the largest and most popular female-friendly sites on the Internet. Their philosophy is fairly simple. They know that women are sexual beings. They know that women enjoy looking at sexually explicit material. And they know that women also want to be entertained, informed and given their money’s worth. So their site aims to keep them satisfied, in every possible way.

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After 10 years they’re still going strong. Women still want good, respectful, non-sexist porn yet even now there’s not many places they can find it online. This means that women, but men also, still love For The Girls as it offers a complete adult entertainment experience. Aside from photos and movies chosen specifically to appeal to a female audience, the site is also a complete women’s magazine featuring articles, interviews, fiction, columns, sex advice and humor. So, close your eyes and indulge your fantasies !

How big is the porn Internet?

Have you ever wondered how wide the porn Internet is ? We all know it is huge, but how much exactly ?

Well, it is not easy to say, because there’s a lack of official data. Most porn site owners are not willing to release this kind of information. We can anyway analyze some data coming from tools like Google’s DoubleClick Ad Planner or Alexa to have an estimation, plus or less close to the reality. The first important discover is that in the top 500 sites for number of visits there are pornographic sites. XVideos, the biggest, generates alone an average of 4.4 billions monthly pageviews: two times more than Reddit and three time more then CNN. Less big in traffic, but still able to compete with other big players like Facebook are Live Jasmin, You Porn, Tube 8 e Porn Hub. Interesting data is the length of the visit. For mainstream sites the average value is between three and six minutes. Porn sites have an average value three time bigger, between fifteen and twenty minutes per visit.

Volume of data stored: for the biggest sites it should be something between 50 and 200TB  (1 TeraByte = 1024 GigaBytes). More impressive is the capacity of feeding data to the visitors (videos and pictures) without overload or downtime. You Porn (not the biggest) serves more than 100 millions of pages each day, a data transfer of 100TB of data. Most of that data is video streaming, for a total of 28PB (1 PetaByte = 1024 TeraBytes) in one month for You Porn alone. XVideos numbers must be even bigger.

Network capacity: in the hottest moments You Porn serves about 4,000 pages per second, that means 100GB (800Gbps) of data transfer per second. XVideos bandwidth is bigger, estimated in at least 1.000Gbps (1Tbps). To have an idea of what we’re talking about, the bandwidth of London and New York is “only” 15Tbps. If you think we only analyzed a few sites, the total amount of porn on the Internet is simply enormous, so must be the cost to keep all that infrastructures running. Is the Internet for porn ? Yes it is !

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New category: girls in socks

Do you find girls in socks sexy ? Great news for you then, I just released a brand new porn category for the Fetish Bank Directory: girls in socks.

It includes pay sites, free sites, blogs, tgps, tubes, mini sites and free galleries as usual. There’s not very much content of this kind around, at least not content specifically created for this niche, so… If you have some links to suggest, I surely appreciate : )

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